NOTAP paradise adapted by Routine

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain 

I take a look at my maps and realize they`re very plain 

But that`s just perfect for a NOTAP like me 

You know I shun fancy things like electricity 



At 4:30 in the morning I`m making maps 

Kipster makes murder maps and so does madbose... fool 

And I`ve been map making and eating so long that 

Even PaGonzo thinks that my mind is gone 

I`m a man of the land, I`m into discipline 

Got a cheap bottle of vodka in my hand and a beard on my chin 

But if I finish all of my maps and you finish thine 

Then tonight we`re gonna party like it`s 1939 



We been spending most our lives 

Living in an NOTAP paradise 

I`ve killed kipster once or twice 

Living in an NOTAP paradise 

It`s hard work and sacrifice 

Living in an NOTAP paradise 

We sell maps at a discount price 

Living in an NOTAP paradise 



Slayer kicked me in the butt last week 

I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek 

I really don`t care, in fact I wish him well 

`Cause I`ll be laughing my head off when he`s burning in Hell 

But I ain`t never punched an AMUN even if he deserved it 

A NOTAP with a `tude? 

You know that`s unheard of 

I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat 

And my homies agree 

I really look good in black... fool 

If you come to visit, you`ll be bored to tears 

We haven`t even paid the phone bill in 300 years 

But we ain`t really quaint, so please don`t point and stare 

We`re just technologically impared